I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
We had sex on a dog bed..
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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