Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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