What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
