I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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