just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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