What a fucking waste of an outfit
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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