Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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