just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
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