Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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