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(818): View more from California

Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?

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(228): View more from Mississippi

I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.

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(630): View more from Illinois

He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...

(708): View more from Illinois

I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....

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(315): View more from New York

some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"

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(208): View more from Idaho

Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.

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(315): View more from New York

I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?

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(361): View more from Texas

Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween

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(440): View more from Ohio

he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now

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