i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I love you.
Bad choice
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
