Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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