she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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