I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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