the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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