The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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