No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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