Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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