the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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