I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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