This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
