That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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