shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
Randomize
