Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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