there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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