well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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