I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
NoShamevember. You game?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Randomize
