it was like his penis was on wheels.
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I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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