Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i was born a porn star she said
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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