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Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.

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(614): View more from Ohio

It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.

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(226): View more from Ontario

This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex

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(517): View more from Michigan

I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.

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(586): View more from Michigan

I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how

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(949): View more from California

this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread

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