He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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