If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
