Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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