Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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