I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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