Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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