No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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