Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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