Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Dear god my vagina.
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