Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
im holly from the hills drunk
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Randomize
