I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
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