sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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