Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Randomize
