Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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