Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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