Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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