absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
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