OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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