Buhtt sex?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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