Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
