a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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